Some excerpts from an Interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE POOP

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GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.

GP: Maybe you are just crazy.
M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.

GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?
M2: To dissolve them.
GP: Will you develop that point?
M2: No.

GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax."
GP: Is that the answer to my question?
M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!


 

FOURTH EDITION ODD# II/2,xii;68Chs3136

PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
or
HOW I FOUND GODDESS & WHAT I DID TO HER
WHEN I FOUND HER

being a Beginning Introduction to
The Erisian Mysterees

WHICH IS MOST INTERESTING

-><-

as Divinely Revealed to
My High Reverence MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC
Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold
and HIGH PRIEST of
THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE)


HAIL ERIS! -><- Kallicti -><- ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

Dedicated to The Prettiest One

 

- JOSHUA NORTON CABAL -
Surrealists, Harlequinists, Absurdists and Zonked ArtistsMelee

 

POEE
is one manifestation of
THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
about which
you will learn more
and understand
less

We
are a tribe
of philosophers, theologians,
magicians, scientists,
artists, clowns,
and similar maniacs
who are intrigued
with
ERIS
GODDESS OF CONFUSION
and with
Her
Doings

 

  3 The Sacred Chao (Illustration)
  4 Five Commandments (The Pentabarf)
  5 Zen Story
  6 Telegram to Jehova
  7 Birth of the Erisian Movement
11 Battle Hymn of the Eristocracy
12 On Prayer
13 Heaven is down...
14 Norton's Money
15 Eris - Greek Genealogy
16 Law of Fives
17 Myth of the Apple of Discord
19 Erisian Hymn
20 POEE Chart
21 POEE Symbol
22 POEE
23 Application Form
24 POEE Priests
26 Erisian Affirmation
27 Legionnaire Certificate
27 St Gulik
28 How to Start a POEE Cabal Without Messing Around with the Polyfather
29 Baptismal Rite
31 Mysteree Oath
32 The Discordian Society
33 The Golden Apple Corps
33 Numeral V Sign
34 Calendar
35 Holy Names
36 POPE Cards

37 Parable of The Bitter Tea
38 Sermon on Ethics & Love
39 Apostles of Eris
41 How Honest Book of Truth Was Revealed
42 Curse of Greyface
43 Mandala
44 Cosmology (Book of Uterus)
46 Orders of Discordia
47 Entropy (Norbert Weiner)
48 Zarathud's Enlightenment
49 the Sacred Chao (text)
52 Hodge/Podge Transformer
53 Brunswick Shrine
54 Starbuck's Pebbles
55 Eris during 3125 years (Brazil letter)
56 Cosmogeny (Void's Daughters)
59 Sydastian Chant
60 Classification of Saints
61 Occultism
62 Astrology
63 Greyface and Negativism
64 The Turkey Curse
65 Arguments for Evengelists
66 "Sink" (game)
67 Chain Letter (Joint Effort)
68 Avatar Classification
69 Epistle to The Paranoids
71 Super Secret Crypto Cypher Code
72 Illuminati (letter)
74 Salvation

 

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