DO YOU REMEMBER?

1. Polite children will always remember that a church is the ____________________ of ____________________.

Official Proclamation -><- ODD# III(b)/4,i;18Aft3135

POEE DISORGANIZATIONAL MATRIX

V) THE HOUSE OF APOSTLES OF ERIS
    For the Eristocracy and the Cabalablia
    A. The Five Apostles of ERIS
    B. The Golden Apple Corps (KSC)
    C. Episkoposes of The Discordian Society
    D. POEE Cabal Priests
    E. Saints, Erisian Avatars, and Like Personages
IV) THE HOUSE OF THE RISING PODGE
    For the Disciples of Discordia
    A. Office of My High Reverence, The Polyfather
    B. Council of POEE Priests
    C. The LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD
    D. Eristic Avatars
    E. Aneristic Avatars
III) THE HOUSE OF THE RISING HODGE
    For the Bureaucracy
    A. The Bureau of Erisian Archives
    B. The Bureau of The POEE Epistolary, and The Division of Dogmas
    C. The Bureau of Symbols, Emblems, Certificates and Such
    D. The Bureau of Eristic Affairs, and The Administry for The Unenlightened Eristic Horde
    E. The Bureau of Aneristic Affairs, and the Administry for the Orders of Discordia
II) THE HOUSE OF THE RISING COLLAPSE
    For the Encouragement of Liberation of Freedom, and/or the
    Discouragement of the Immanentizing of the Eschaton
    A. The Breeze of Wisdom and/or The Wind of Insanity
    B. The Breeze of Integrity and/or The Wind of Arrogance
    C. The Breeze of Beauty and/or The Wind of Outrages
    D. The Breeze of Love and/or The Wind of Bombast
    E. The Breeze of Laughter and/or The Wind of Bullshit
I) THE OUT HOUSE
    For what is left over
    A. Miscellaneous Avatars
    B. The Fifth Column
    C. POEE =POPES= everywhere
    D. Drawer "O" for OUT OF FILE
    E. Lost Documents and Forgotten Truths

OFFICIAL - POEE
Head Temple, San Francisco
HOUSE OF THE RISING PODGE
Bureau of The POEE Epistolary

= THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF ERIS =

The official symbol of POEE is here illustrated. It may be this, or any similar device to represent TWO OPPOSING ARROWS CONVERGING INTO A COMMON POINT. It may be vertical, horizontal, or else such, and it may be elaborated or simplified as desired.

The esoteric name for this symbol is THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF ERIS, commonly shortened to THE HAND.

NOTE: In the lore of western magic, the is taken to symbolize horns, especially the horns of Satan or of diabolical beasties. The Five Fingered Hand of Eris, however, is not intended to be taken as satanic, for the "horns" are supported by another set, of inverted "horns". Or maybe it is walrus tusks. I don't know what it is, to tell the truth.

POEE (pronounced "POEE") is an acronym for The PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC. The first part can be taken to mean "equivalent deity, reversity beyond-mystique." We are not really esoteric, it's just that nobody pays much attention to us.

MY HIGH REVERENCE MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, AB, DD, KSC, is the High Priest of POEE, and POEE is grounded in his episkopotic revelations of The Goddess. He is called [The Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold].

The POEE HEAD TEMPLE is the Joshua Norton Cabal of The Discordian Society, which is located in Mal-2's pineal gland and can be found by temporally and spacially locating the rest of Mal-2.

POEE has no treasury, no by-laws, no articles, no guides save Mal-2's pineal gland, and has only one scruple--which Mal-2 keeps on his key chain.

POEE has not registered, incorporated, or otherwise chartered with the State, and so the State does not recognize POEE or POEE Ordinations, which is only fair, because POEE does not recognize the State.

POEE has 5 DEGREES:
There is the neophyte, or LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLE.
The LEGIONNAIRE DEACON, who is catching on.
An Ordained POEE PRIEST/PRIESTESS or a CHAPLIN.
The HIGH PRIEST, the Polyfather.
And POEE =POPE=.

POEE LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLES are authorized to initiate others as Discordian Society Legionnaires. PRIESTS appoint their own DEACONS. The POLYFATHER ordains priests. I don't know about the =POPES=.